I hate getting old. I’ve never thought of myself as being especially vain, but lately I’ve become obsessed with every single line in my face. A few years ago I noticed the skin on my neck starting to get loose. It’s only noticeable when I turn my head a certain way, but it’s just the first sign of things to come. So I am constantly looking for miracle creams and potions. I ran out of an expensive face serum and decided not to purchase it again, since I wasn’t convinced it was doing anything for me. About a month later I started noticing brown spots on my face, so I immediately ran out and purchased another bottle. I am happy to report that within a few weeks the spots faded. So at least I have one magic potion that lives up to its ridiculous price tag.
As for the rest of them? Well, at least I’m well moisturized, which is not a small thing when you spend the winter in the desert. The regime does gets a little ridiculous though. Every morning – eye cream, serum, moisturizer (with sunblock), neck cream, hand lotion. Five different products. Just to amp up the crazy factor, I have the same routine but a whole different set of products for the evening. I also have an ultrasonic cleaner for my face. The ladies at the spa swear by them.
Is it really helping? It’s a good question. My mom swears by Vaseline. Sure it doesn’t feel or smell great, but it keeps her skin soft. Her mother used it and her skin looked great until she died in her early nineties. Of course she also gargled with brandy, but that’s a different story. I don’t think I could stand to use Vaseline, but I do try to stick to products I can buy at Target. (Magic face serum excepted, of course) The aesthetician who does my facials tells me that my skin “age” is mid 30’s, so I’ve kept 10 years off. Assuming, of course, that she’s not lying to me to make me feel better.
Excuse me, I need to go moisturize now.